

all I do is listen to music and think about my silly little fictional people
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014) + letterboxd reviews
dont CALL urself a horror fan if u dont know this classic
i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope
i have this disease that makes me find it hot as fuck when a character's eyes glow as a warning when they're really angry or upset and about to use every last shred their power to absolutely waste the shit out of the target of their rage it's called having excellent taste
Venom: let there be carnage is one of those movies that could remind people tumblr still exists. “Who is the target audience for this movie?”, critics ask. Only then Serkis points down to the sewers and you can hear the distant cheers of the tumblr rats
if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here
I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it
I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck

I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.
That’s Jafar’s staff.
HIS WHAT ???

This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it
“hot girl summer” no dummy it’s anguished woman autumn so are you coming to wander the moors with a lantern and a nightgown in the pouring rain or not because we leave at 8
*gracefully sidesteps a crime scene*
MIDNIGHT MASS (2021)
BOOK IV: LAMENTATIONS &
BOOK V: GOSPELS
sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing

until the demon living under your bed rips it off and has full access to your body
and the demon is probably hot so she can do what she wants what’s your point
a lot more likes than reblogs on this post bc this webbed site is full of cowards that know im right